These words of nonsense, I acknowledge mine.

If you’re here for weird essays about saints and martyrs, you’re in luck! I got some of those!

If you’re here for Wolf Hall content, Jove’s stones do I have you covered.

If you’re here for Classics in Context schedules and essays, welcome!

If you don’t know why you’re here at all — I don’t know why I’m here either. But let’s make the most of it.